|See? It IS a "a riveting Jersey shore thriller!"|
We couldn't print that on a sign if it weren't true.
Yeah, I know it's far. But isn't "far" a relative concept?
PS I'm bringing snacks. NOW you are incentivized. Oh yeah, and FREE HEARTLESS CRUELTY TEACHER-HERO BUTTONS TO THE FIRST 50 ATTENDEES!
PPS You can also get my podiatrist's autograph.